The Great British Bake Off returned with a crunch this week, but for some contestants, it was the sound of their dreams shattering into a thousand buttery pieces. Biscuit Week proved to be a brutal test of precision, patience, and architectural engineering, leaving a trail of collapsed creations and one baker's journey in crumbs.
A Technical Nightmare: The Forgotten Biscuit
The tension in the iconic white tent reached fever pitch during the Technical Challenge, set by the formidable Paul Hollywood. The task? To create 18 identical brandy snap baskets. For contestant Saku, the challenge became an instant nightmare as she realised, in a moment of pure horror, that she had entirely forgotten to include the brandy.
The result was a pan of simple, flat toffee. "They're just crisps!" she wailed, a sentiment that surely resonated with anyone who has ever experienced a baking fail. This crucial error saw her ranked a dismal last in the technical round, placing her firmly in the danger zone.
Showstopper Catastrophe: When Biscuits Crumble
If the technical was bad, the Showstopper was a full-blown catastrophe for some. The bakers were tasked with constructing a 3D edible biscuit scene, a test of both flavour and structural integrity. While Tasha's charming allotment garden impressed, others faced a battle against gravity—and lost.
Christy's ambitious windmill suffered a devastating collapse, leaving it looking more like a derelict ruin than a scene of rustic charm. The judges were not swayed by the flavour, with Prue Leith delivering the damning verdict that the biscuits tasted "a bit floury."
The Icing on the Cake: A Heartbreaking Exit
Despite her infectious positivity and memorable one-liners, Saku's series of misfortunes proved too much to overcome. Her brandy-less snaps and a flavoursome but messy 3D market stall scene were not enough to save her. In the emotional final moments, it was she who was asked to hand back her apron, marking a heartbreaking end to her time in the tent.
The episode was a stark reminder that in the Bake Off tent, even the sweetest personalities are not immune to the ruthless demands of a perfect bake. With Saku's departure, the competition tightens, and the remaining bakers will be more determined than ever to avoid a soggy bottom—or a complete collapse.
