A 47-year-old amateur footballer has described the physical toll of preparing for another season, including a recent rib injury that he initially feared was a ruptured spleen. Writing in a column, the player, who represents Melbourne University Bohemians in Australia, admitted that aches and strains worsen with age but that playing still trumps watching.
He recounted waking up with searing pain under his left ribs after a pre-season match against Brunswick Zebras. After ruling out a heart attack, he turned to Google and self-diagnosed a ruptured spleen, a theory he shared on WhatsApp. However, an osteopath later confirmed he had merely bruised his ribs.
The player noted that football seasons in Australia run from April to September, and that his body struggles with the demands of the game. He recalled tearing his meniscus in 2018 while trying to change direction, an injury that ruined a family holiday to Lavenham. Despite the lack of sympathy at home, he remains committed to playing.
He described a pre-season inter-club match against younger opponents, where one teenager complained of being kicked in the belly. The player pointed out that the teenager had no belly, unlike his older teammates, who are all significantly wider than they were 20 years ago. He also mentioned hitting a dipping volley that was saved, though replays showed a slow, weak effort.
The player acknowledged that his hip range of movement is limited, and he can only mount his bike from one side. However, he noted that his cholesterol has improved since last season. He is now focused on securing a starting spot in Sunday's lineup by relentlessly messaging formations to the manager, including himself in a holding role.
