SNL's Trump Sells Epstein Files for $800 in Bizarre Cold Open Sketch
SNL Mocks Trump Over Epstein Scandal in Cold Open

In a biting political satire that has captured attention on both sides of the Atlantic, Saturday Night Live's latest cold open sketch delivered a scathing critique of the Trump administration's handling of the ongoing Jeffrey Epstein scandal.

Presidential Parody Reaches New Heights

The sketch, which aired on Saturday 15th November 2025, featured James Austin Johnson returning as Donald Trump in a mock White House press briefing that quickly descended into absurdity. The fictional president began by denying any close relationship with the late convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein, despite what he described as "thousands of pictures of us together dancing and grinding our teeth at various parties."

In a particularly surreal moment, Johnson's Trump offered to sell the confidential Epstein files for $800 as a "stocking stuffer", blending commercial opportunism with political scandal in a manner that left viewers both amused and disturbed.

Administration Contradictions Exposed

The sketch brilliantly highlighted the Trump administration's shifting positions on the Epstein investigation. From initially promising full transparency and document releases, the administration has recently seen federal officials declare that further investigations and disclosures would not be necessary.

"If there were something incriminating about me in the files, then why would I cover them up?" Johnson's Trump asked reporters with mock innocence. "I am hiding almost nothing, just enough to make it extremely suspicious," he added, capturing the essence of the administration's controversial approach.

When confronted with his contradictory statements about having both ejected Epstein from Mar-a-Lago while simultaneously claiming the financier was never a member, the SNL Trump resorted to metaphysical explanations. "Trump exists across many timelines. It's the Trump multiverse theory," he declared. "We just happen to be living in the worst possible one."

Real-World Political Fallout

Beyond the comedy studio, the sketch mirrored genuine political developments that have been unfolding throughout the week. Democratic members of the House Oversight Committee released previously undisclosed emails in which Epstein allegedly claimed Trump had knowledge of his activities, including that he "knew about the girls" and was the "dog that hasn't barked."

The political satire extended to the administration's unusual treatment of convicted sex trafficker Ghislaine Maxwell, played in the sketch by Ashley Padilla as White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt. The character referenced Maxwell's recent sworn deposition to Deputy Attorney General Todd Blanche, Trump's former criminal defence lawyer, in which she claimed Trump "always acted like a gentleman."

The sketch arrives amid significant political tension, with a bipartisan group of lawmakers moving forward with efforts to force the government to disclose more Epstein files. Remarkably, the controversy has created a public rift between Trump and longtime ally Marjorie Taylor Greene, who has accused the president of making a "huge miscalculation" in his handling of the disclosure efforts.

The real Trump, when questioned about the newly released emails this week, told reporters simply: "I know nothing about that." Meanwhile, the comedy sketch continues to resonate as both entertainment and political commentary, highlighting the ongoing scrutiny facing the administration over its handling of one of the most sensitive scandals in recent political history.