California Man's Terrifying Home Invasion by 550lb Bear
Ken Johnson experienced a homeowner's worst nightmare when a massive black bear decided to take up residence beneath his California home. What began as a curious wildlife sighting quickly escalated into a months-long ordeal that left Johnson living in constant fear.
The Unwelcome Houseguest
It all started last November when Johnson returned from an evening out with friends in Los Angeles. Checking his phone notifications, he discovered motion alerts from his home security cameras. The footage revealed a substantial black bear investigating his garbage bins. While wildlife sightings aren't uncommon in the area, this marked Johnson's first encounter with a bear rummaging through his property.
"I watched as it turned things over, then wandered off," Johnson recalled. "I assumed he had left."
The following morning brought a shocking revelation. Reviewing footage from a camera positioned near a small basement opening, Johnson witnessed an enormous shape emerging from beneath his house. The bear appeared impossibly large for the tiny gap, creating a surreal and frightening visual that immediately triggered Johnson's fight-or-flight response.
Living in Constant Fear
Johnson's life quickly divided into two parallel realities. There was his ordinary daily routine – making coffee, caring for his indoor cat Boo – and then there was life with the bear. The constant awareness of the massive creature living beneath his floorboards created persistent anxiety.
"Boo would hear banging under the floor and go running," Johnson described. "Then she'd look at me with wide eyes as if to say: are you hearing this?"
Attempts to encourage the bear's departure proved futile. Johnson tried stomping, blasting music, and creating what he called "bad neighbour fratboy energy," but the bear only seemed to settle in more comfortably. The situation escalated when the Department of Fish and Wildlife became involved, setting up bear traps with scent trails of sardines, cherries, and eventually butterscotch.
"I cannot tell you how haunting butterscotch becomes when you associate it with a 550lb bear living under your floor," Johnson noted. "I'd open a window and my stomach would turn."
The Neighborhood Spectacle
As media attention grew, Johnson's unusual predicament became local news. Neighbors shared their own encounters with the bear, nicknamed "Unbearable" or "Volkswagen" due to his substantial size. The community awareness provided little comfort to Johnson, who remained acutely aware that while others experienced brief encounters, the bear had chosen his home as its residence.
The bear's nightly routine became painfully familiar to Johnson through his security footage. He would watch as the massive creature emerged each evening, circled the patio searching for food, then contorted his body to squeeze back through the tiny opening beneath the house.
"Watching him force himself through that gap was painful," Johnson remembered. "His belly scraped. His body contorted. Every time, the last thing to disappear was his enormous paw."
The Dramatic Eviction
After weeks of failed attempts, a breakthrough finally occurred. Members of the Bear League organization took extraordinary measures, crawling into the confined space with the bear and using paintball guns loaded with vegetable oil pellets to encourage his departure.
"It sounds painful, but the bear has thick skin, and it did the trick," Johnson explained.
With the bear finally gone, Johnson could assess the extensive damage to his property. The creature had created two substantial craters beneath the house, explaining the persistent dust that had been circulating through Johnson's vents. As a preventive measure, the entry point has now been secured with an electrified mat.
Mixed Emotions After the Ordeal
Johnson now experiences complex feelings about his lengthy encounter. While relieved to have his home back, he maintains sympathy for the bear that disrupted his life for months.
"He had a great set-up for a while," Johnson reflected. "But he'd made a mess and overstayed his welcome. If I win the lottery, I'll build him his own bear cave out in the yard, but until then, he's officially evicted."
The experience has left Johnson with a profound understanding of wildlife encounters and the challenges of coexisting with large predators in residential areas. His story serves as a cautionary tale for homeowners in wildlife-rich regions and highlights the delicate balance between human habitats and natural ecosystems.