Jeremy Clarkson Reveals Unconventional Funeral Arrangements
Jeremy Clarkson has disclosed that he has meticulously planned his funeral, incorporating a mischievous dig at his former Top Gear co-hosts, James May and Richard Hammond. The 65-year-old television personality made these revelations in response to upcoming changes to the Agricultural Property Relief (APR), which have left him unimpressed.
Inheritance Tax Changes Prompt Clarkson's Response
The Clarkson's Farm star expressed his dissatisfaction with the new regulations set to take effect from April 6. These changes will reduce the inheritance tax relief cap from 100% to 50% for agricultural and business properties valued over £2.5 million. Consequently, farmers looking to pass on their businesses to family members will face a 20% tax rate on the excess amount above this threshold.
In a column for The Times, Clarkson admitted he is 'hanging on until the Labourites have gone' to avoid the tax implications. He elaborated on his funeral desires, stating, 'Keep me on life support, death is too taxing... Richard Hammond gets my trousers and James May a cow — but thanks to Rachel Reeves I’ll struggle to give what I want to my children.'
Clarkson's Parting Gifts and Funeral Details
When discussing the 'gifts' he intends to leave for his Top Gear colleagues, Clarkson confessed he aimed to choose items that would be 'irritating' to them. Beyond these playful bequests, he confirmed he will not be donating his organs or opting for cremation.
For his funeral service, Clarkson specified that he wants the full 23-minute version of the 1973 rock song 'Supper's Ready' by Genesis to be played. Adding to his unconventional plans, he expressed a wish to be buried in the Canadian territory of Yukon, not due to any personal connection, but because it would be 'seriously inconvenient' for his family.
Political Considerations and Future Plans
Clarkson concluded by insisting that, if he is unable to make decisions for himself, he hopes his family and friends will keep his life support machine 'kept on' if the Labour Party remains in power. Currently based in Oxfordshire, where he operates Diddly Squat Farm in Chadlington and The Farmer's Dog pub in Asthall, Clarkson has dismissed rumors of moving to Wales despite reports of local concerns.
He joked about not wanting to be too close to Richard Hammond, quashing speculation about purchasing property in Abergavenny. This blend of humor and practicality underscores Clarkson's unique approach to planning for the future, blending personal whims with reactions to broader policy changes.
