In a heartwarming and humorous celebration, a Colorado woman has officially reached the astonishing age of 109, admitting she never anticipated living this long. Irma Palmer, a resident of Aurora, enjoyed her milestone birthday in late February surrounded by family, friends, and caregivers, with festive photos from the party still adorning her home weeks later.
A Hilarious Realisation
When the reality of turning 109 finally sank in, Palmer couldn't help but laugh, telling local news outlet KDVR: 'I thought I was too darn ornery to ever get that old.' Her witty remark highlights the sharp humour and unapologetic personality that continue to charm those around her, even as she credits her stubborn nature for helping her achieve such a remarkable age.
A Life Through History
Born in Alabama in 1917, the same year the United States entered World War I, Palmer has witnessed an incredible span of history. She has lived through two world wars, the Great Depression, and generations of profound cultural change. Her late husband, Jim Palmer, was a World War II veteran and career Air Force serviceman, eventually assigned to Lowry Air Force Base in the late 1950s.
The couple moved to Aurora in 1959, where they purchased their first home and raised five children together. During their marriage, Palmer spent three years living in Germany with her husband and traveled extensively before settling down in Colorado.
Career and Independence
Over the years, Palmer held several jobs, including positions at a bookstore on the base, a shoe store, and later a department store where she worked for nearly two decades. She continued working well into her later years, eventually retiring at the age of 88 after stints as a caregiver and driver.
A longtime member of the First Baptist Church of Aurora, Palmer has expressed gratitude for the full and exciting life she has led. Despite her age, she remained fiercely independent well into her 100s, continuing to live in the same home where she raised her children. Her daughter, Debbie Safonovs, noted that Palmer even renewed her driver's license at the age of 100.
Recent Challenges and Recognition
However, after breaking her hip at 104, she required full-time live-in care. Her longevity and life alongside her husband's military service recently earned her recognition as the outlet's Serving Those Who Serve Hero of the Month for April 2026.
She spoke tenderly about her late husband, who passed away decades ago, saying: 'Well, I miss him so much. He was a wonderful man. Wonderful husband.'
Secrets to Longevity
When asked the secret to living to 109, Palmer didn't hesitate to share her cheeky advice. 'Well, the first thing was drinking White Lightning (moonshine), and the second thing was chasing good-looking men,' she quipped. Adding to her humorous take on life, she joked: 'Well, I got so much ornery in me, the good Lord's having a hard time getting it out.'
This delightful story not only celebrates a remarkable life but also reminds us of the power of humour and resilience in facing the challenges of aging.
