In a stunning twist that reads like a plot from a satirical comedy, music legend Boy George has been compelled to trade the stage for the mop and bucket. The iconic singer has been mandated to work as a cloakroom and toilet attendant at his own pop-up members' club following a dramatic licensing decision by Westminster Council.
The bizarre ruling came after the council granted a temporary licence for the venue, named after George's 1980s hit 'Church of the Poison Mind', but attached a series of extraordinary conditions. Rather than performing for adoring fans, the Karma Chameleon star must now personally supervise the club's facilities, ensuring they are kept in pristine condition throughout operating hours.
This unusual form of 'community service' for a global superstar was imposed after council officials raised concerns about the potential for public nuisance at the central London location. The decision has sent shockwaves through the entertainment industry, highlighting the increasingly tough stance local authorities are taking on late-night venues.
The club, which was set to operate for just three weeks, has become the centre of a major cultural debate. Many are seeing the council's specific targeting of the star as a heavy-handed and deliberately humiliating move that sets a concerning precedent for artist-led ventures in the capital.
For now, patrons of the exclusive pop-up might just find themselves being handed towels by none other than an 80s music icon – a surreal scenario that underscores the ongoing tension between London's vibrant nightlife and regulatory authorities.
