Wardy's Wagers - You can bet Andy Burnham's election win will make big changes to the country, well at sporting stadiums at least, says our top tipster plus the best gambles of the week.
Get the winning feeling like Andy Burnham with some of Wardy's bankers at the World Cup and pile on a lively outsider at Ascot.
Burnham Victory Shakes Up Politics and Football Chants
The Makerfield election is set to have a big impact on the nation. For a start, fans at sporting events will have to find a new chant to sing other than "Keir Starmer's a w*nker." Because the Andy Burnham victory makes it as certain as Scottish fans drinking US bars dry that Starmer will face a leadership challenge. And Sir Keir has as much chance of winning that contest as Scotland has of lifting the World Cup.
In fact according to Betfair, Burnham has a whopping 94% chance of becoming the next Prime Minister. "Burnham's on fire…" That's even better odds than you can get on Andy Burnham becoming one of the least popular people in the country within the next six months.
"Andy Burnham's a w*nker" does have a ring to it. It was fun to see British democracy at work the other night. Alongside Burnham as the results were read out were other candidates including a man with a bin on his head, and a bloke wearing a fox costume. There was also a sexist, Covid sceptic fella who's as bright as a bag of cement up there. But it didn't stop Reform fans voting for him in their thousands. Which bodes well for Crypto-loving Nige Farage in future polls.
England is divided politically but can unite in cheering on the Three Lions. And I think they can build on an impressive start by humbling Ghana on Tuesday.
Betting Tips for the Week
- ENGLAND TO WIN H/T F/T - (10bet) - 4/6
- DECLAN RICE to score anytime - (10bet) - 4/1
A PHOTOGRAPHER was crushed when a massive block of cheddar fell on him. In fairness, the people he was photographing tried to warn him. Smile at a bet on COMPLETELY RANDOM in the 5pm at Ascot - (Coral) - 14/1.
The best thing about the 30p plastic bag charge is that the cupboard next to my sink is now worth £12,360. Increase your worth with a flutter on CANADA to beat Switzerland - (10bet) - 11/5.
I HAD a terrifying experience last night. I was home alone, relaxing in the bathtub, when all of a sudden I felt a tap on my shoulder. Soak up a gamble on SWEDEN to beat Netherlands today - (betfred) - 4/1.
AS a child, my mum told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out, this is called "Identity Theft". Be a winner with a flutter on NORWAY to beat Senegal - (10bet) - 126/100.
