The Canny Lass set sail on its maiden voyage on the River Tyne on Tuesday, and ChronicleLive was on board to see why locals should book a trip.
A New Era for River Cruises
The sun shone brightly as the vessel departed from NE1's Newcastle City Marina, marking the return of cruise trips to the river after the old River Escapes boat ceased operations. The team at Tyne Cruises worked through the night and early morning to prepare the vessel, which welcomed its first passengers—invited VIP guests—for the launch excursion.
Our editor, Simon Duke, who had previously enjoyed an 80s-themed booze cruise on River Escapes in 2019, noted the initial sadness at seeing that boat idle during lockdown, but expressed delight at the new opportunity to sail again.
A Mediterranean Feel on the Tyne
With temperatures around 20 degrees and glorious sunshine, the experience felt distinctly Mediterranean, especially with a glass of chilled wine in hand at 10am. The backdrop included landmarks like the Baltic, Glasshouse, and Copthorne hotel, making it clear the boat was on Tyneside.
The Canny Lass's name and its black-and-white seating are very Geordie, and the shorter one-hour city cruise offers a fresh perspective on familiar sights. An on-board tour guide provides expert commentary on the places passed and insights into the seven bridges, even advising when to get phones out for perfect photos.
Why You Should Book
Duke declares there might not be a better way to see Newcastle in all its splendour, urging locals and those from surrounding areas to book a trip. Even on colder days, the experience and surroundings are likely to impress.
While a Channel 5 special with Jane McDonald covering Big River or Fog on the Tyne remains a hopeful wish, the cruise itself stands as a worthy addition to Newcastle's attractions.



