A homeowner has shared their disbelief after a neighbour demanded they stop using their own WiFi at night because it was allegedly 'distracting' her plants. The bizarre incident was posted on Reddit's 'Entitled People' forum, where the user, Spitchange, described the neighbour as a woman in her late 50s who wears tie-dye, claims telepathic connection with crystals, and once said the homeowner's 'aura was too digital'.
The neighbour knocked on the door holding a potted plant and a hand-drawn diagram of a WiFi signal, claiming the router's emissions were disrupting the vibrational energy of her succulents. She insisted the plants were 'spiritually wilting' because they mistook the WiFi for sunlight, despite being kept in a dark hallway with no natural light. She gave two options: turn off the WiFi between 10pm and 6am for 'plant rest hours', or let her share the connection and move the router into her unit to 'regulate the signal'.
The homeowner laughed, thinking it was a joke, but the neighbour stormed off in anger. Reddit users advised hiding the WiFi SSID to avoid conflict, while others warned the neighbour could be a threat to property. The homeowner replied, 'My aura is too digital… of course I have a ring camera.'
