The Skincare-Inspired Plant Routine
Plant care has borrowed from the bathroom cabinet: cleanse, hydrate, serum, tone. Beautifully boxed kits promise lush plants and make lovely gifts. But does a monstera really need a four-step routine?
What the Kits Promise
The claim is that plants, like skin, thrive on a structured routine. Investing in a multi-product kit supposedly rewards you with glowing foliage.
The Method
Typically, you cleanse the leaves, add feed to water, then tone and shine the foliage with a spray, serum or oil. Repeat weekly.
The Test
Cleansing is genuinely worthwhile because dust-free leaves absorb light better, though a damp cloth does the same job. Hydrating and feeding steps are no different from standard care. The serum is essentially leaf shine: it leaves foliage glossy, but such products can clog stomata, the tiny pores plants use to breathe.
The Verdict
The useful steps are cleaning dust off leaves, hydrating consistently, and feeding sensibly – things you already do. As gifts, these kits are charming, but your plant does not need a skincare regime. A damp cloth, decent feed and consistent watering yield a healthy plant without artificially glossy leaves. Still, if a boxed set tempts you to pay proper attention each week, your plants will be all the healthier for it.



