Jeremy Clarkson has threatened to quit farming after a horrifying incident on his show Clarkson's Farm left him covered in cow manure, including in his mouth.
The former Top Gear host was assisting Kaleb Cooper with a castration procedure on a young calf at his Diddly Squat farm in Oxfordshire when things took a disastrous turn. As Clarkson reached behind the calf, the animal suddenly released diarrhoea, splattering his hands and the pliers he was holding.
“It’s s**t all over me,” Clarkson exclaimed to Kaleb, before realising the extent of the mess. “You’ve got it on your nose and everything,” Kaleb laughed, as Clarkson screamed, “I’m covered in diarrhoea! A cow’s s**t in my mouth!”
While Kaleb could not contain his laughter, Clarkson was left disgusted and jokingly threatened to quit. “That’s it, f**k it, I’m going to London. I’m done, I’m going to London in a Bentley,” he said. “I’m going to see my friend who worked in advertising, law and the theatre.” He pretended to storm off as Kaleb erupted in laughter, while Clarkson spat out anything in his mouth.
Viewers found the incident hilarious, with one writing on X: “Clarkson’s Farm - brilliant. I cried when @JeremyClarkson delivered a calf and laughed myself silly when one crapped on his face.” Another said, “So funny,” and a third added, “A cow s**t in my mouth! I haven't laughed so hard in ages.” One viewer noted, “Clarkson getting cow s***e on his nose might be one of the funniest things I've seen on the tele.”
Another fan commented, “I would like to thank @JeremyClarkson and #ClarksonsFarm for the best laugh I've had in quite a while,” while someone else declared, “Season 5 episode 5 of #ClarksonsFarm is by far the best in the entire series.”
Clarkson’s Farm is available to stream on Amazon Prime Video.
