I Ate At Jeremy Clarkson's Cotswolds Pub: The Hawkstone Lab Lager Verdict & Shock Bill Revealed
Ate at Clarkson's Pub: Hawkstone Lager Verdict & £36 Bill Shock

Forget the combine harvesters and lambing dramas; the real test of Jeremy Clarkson's farming empire might just be found in the pub. Venturing into the heart of the Cotswolds, we paid a visit to the television star's latest venture to see if the fare matches the fame.

First Impressions: More Than Just A Ploughman's

Stepping inside, the venue strikes a balance between classic British pub charm and the unmistakable flair of its famous owner. It's a warm, inviting space that feels both traditional and distinctly 'Clarkson'. The atmosphere is buzzing, a testament to its popularity since featuring on the hit Amazon Prime show.

The Main Event: A Review Of The Famous Hawkstone Lager

The pint of Hawkstone Lager, brewed from barley grown on Clarkson's own Diddly Squat Farm, is an undeniable draw. The verdict? A genuinely crisp and refreshing pint with a clean finish. It’s a proper, honest lager that stands up to its hype and goes down dangerously easily. It's clear this is more than a celebrity gimmick; it's a seriously good beer.

The Bill: A Cotswolds-Sized Shock

The quality, however, comes with a price tag that might make you blink. Our reviewer's simple lunch for two—a ploughman's platter, a ham and cheese sandwich, and two pints of the famed Hawkstone Lager—soared to a staggering £36.85.

The breakdown raised eyebrows:

  • The Ploughman's: A hearty, classic plate but priced at a premium.
  • The Sandwich: Delicious but undeniably steep for what it is.
  • The Hawkstone Lager: Worth every penny for the quality, but contributing significantly to the total.

While the cost is certainly in line with the upscale Cotswolds location and the 'celebrity premium', it's a sum that gives pause for thought compared to your local gastropub.

The Final Verdict: Is It Worth The Trip?

Absolutely—with caveats. A visit to Jeremy Clarkson's pub is an experience. The ambiance is excellent, the Hawkstone Lager is a triumph, and the food is solidly good. You're paying for the Clarkson brand, the exceptional beer, and the chance to step into the world of Clarkson's Farm.

Go for the unique experience and that impeccable pint, but be prepared for a bill that reflects its celebrity status and coveted location. It’s less a cheap lunch out and more a day out for the dedicated fan.