Labour and the Conservatives have clashed over parody versions of the Bayeux Tapestry, with Labour mocking the Tories' AI-generated artwork using the Daily Star lettuce. The row began after the Conservatives unveiled an 87ft version of the tapestry at their conference, depicting a negative narrative about the current government.
Labour's Stitched Retort
Labour hit back on Monday with its own stitched scenes, including the moment “Liz Truss crasheth the economy” and “Boris partyeth during lockdown.” One key moment features the plucky vegetable, complete with a crown on its head, having “outliveth Liz Truss” in a nod to the Daily Star's famous Lizzie Lettuce that did indeed outlast Truss's time in office.
The Labour party wrote: “Anyone can make an AI slop Bayeux Tapestry.”
Tory Version Depicts Leader as Hero
In the Tory version, one image shows leader Kemi Badenoch as a conquering hero surrounded by her applauding MPs with the words: “Here Kemi doth become leader.” Surrounding it are images criticising Labour policies, such as one showing prisoners in black and white uniforms released early from jail and a boat full of migrants.
Another shows Chancellor John Healey shooting a taxpayer with a bow and arrow, in reference to higher taxes expected in his upcoming budget. One person replied to Labour's post on X: “I'm not surprised the Tory party want to rewrite history. We won't forget.”
Real Tapestry Draws Crowds, Museum Apologises
The 11th Century embroidery, which famously depicts the Battle of Hastings and the end of Anglo Saxon rule, is currently attracting massive crowds at the British Museum. It comes as British Museum director Nicholas Cullinan has apologised to visitors following widespread reports of overcrowding and wait times of up to two hours at the real Bayeux Tapestry exhibition.
To fix the issue, the London institution announced immediate changes, including extended opening hours, an audio guide, additional seating and clearer signage. “Anyone that doesn't have a good experience, we're really sorry about that and we want to put it right,” Cullinan told the BBC.
