Graham Norton has once again proven why he is an integral part of the Eurovision Song Contest, delivering his signature sharp-tongued commentary during the 2026 final in Vienna. The 63-year-old Irish television icon has been the BBC's voice of Eurovision since 2009, succeeding the late Sir Terry Wogan, and each year his sarcastic remarks become social media sensations.
Norton's Scathing Take on Hosts
This year's presenters, Victoria Swarovski and Michael Ostrowski, were not spared from Norton's wit. He joked, "Presenting Eurovision may seem like rocket science, but wait til you see these two. You will see more of them tonight than you may want to." Norton also poked fun at their attire, remarking that Victoria resembled "the heir to a jewellery fortune" in her emerald dress, while comparing Michael's blue suit to someone "ready to make balloon animals."
Highlighting the lavishness of Victoria's accessories, Norton noted, "Apparently, Victoria is wearing jewels worth £4.5million. It may not look like it, but that's what I heard… Now, unfortunately, we return to the hosts." Later, during a break, he slammed their lack of chemistry, stating, "It's him and her. They just do not click. Whatever the opposite of chemistry is, that's what it is - woodwork."
Social Media Erupts
Fans took to social media to express their delight. One user wrote on X: "Graham Norton's dislike of Eurovision hosts never gets old. Graham is killing me tonight." Another simply posted: "GRAHAM NORTON YOU ARE SAVAGE," followed by laugh-crying emojis. A third commented: "I feel sorry for every country that isn't the UK because they don't get Graham Norton."
Opening Act and UK Entry
As the contest opened with Denmark's Soren Torpegaard performing For Vi Gar Hjem, Norton remarked on the team's "ill advised mesh tops." The UK was represented by Sam Battle, performing as Look Mum No Computer, with his synth track Eins, Zwei Drei. Battle wore a pink boiler suit and performed 14th in the running order, accompanied by dancers in fluffy headgear.
Norton's Pre-Contest Comments
Speaking to the Guardian before the event, Norton humorously said: "The big thing I have learned is to find out what plane the UK act is getting home - and to be on a different one. It's a long time to spend with someone who's probably not very happy. There's only so many positives you can think up to say - and you've probably said them all before you've even checked in."
Norton's legendary commentary remains a highlight of Eurovision, ensuring viewers are entertained beyond the musical performances.
