Gearing up for a summer of music, mud, and unforgettable memories? While the line-up might be your main focus, mastering the logistics is what separates a festival nightmare from the experience of a lifetime. A seasoned festival expert has dished the dirt on the six crucial things you should always do – and one thing you should never bother with.
1. BYOTP: Your Golden Ticket to Comfort
This is the number one, non-negotiable rule. Never, ever rely on festival portaloos to be stocked with toilet paper. Stash a roll or a pack of travel tissues in your bag at all times. It’s a small act that will save you from countless moments of sheer panic and despair.
2. The Dry Loo Seat Solution
For the truly savvy festival-goer, a small pack of antibacterial wipes is worth its weight in gold. A quick wipe of the seat isn't just about hygiene; it's a game-changer for middle-of-the-night visits, transforming a dreaded chore into a slightly more civilised experience.
3. Ditch the Expensive Lockers
Those on-site lockers can be a costly addition to your already expensive ticket. Instead, get creative. Use a plastic bag or a dry bag to waterproof your valuables and then bury them at the bottom of your backpack. Your wallet will thank you.
4. Master the Art of Campsite Navigation
Finding your tent in a sea of thousands after dark is a classic festival fail. Go beyond a simple flag. Use a unique, impossible-to-miss landmark like a tall, brightly coloured totem pole or an inflatable sculpture. Take a picture of your tent's location in the daylight with recognisable features in the background to help your future disoriented self.
5. Pack a First-Aid Kit for Your Phone
A portable power bank is not a suggestion; it's a necessity. It’s your lifeline for finding friends, checking set times, and capturing memories. Ensure it's fully charged before you go. Also, a tough phone case and a waterproof pouch are essential insurance policies against mud, rain, and spilled drinks.
6. Your Wellies Are a Lie
Don't be fooled into thinking wellies are the ultimate waterproof footwear. If you're standing in a muddy field for hours, moisture will eventually seep in from the top, creating a sweaty, unpleasant environment. For true comfort and dryness, pair them with a set of quality waterproof socks – a true insider hack.
The One Thing to NEVER Do
Save your money and skip the expensive, branded festival merchandise sold on-site. It's often overpriced and you'll likely never wear it again. A better souvenir? A unique item from a small independent stall or simply the memories you’ve made.
With these expert tips in your arsenal, you're not just going to a festival; you're conquering it. Here's to a dry, charged, and absolutely brilliant summer.
