A surreal new calendar reimagines Donald Trump as a badly behaved toddler, with scenes including Joe Biden changing his nappy and JD Vance carrying him around.
The Kid Trump 2027 Calendar, made by novelty gift firm The Calendar King, pictures the 80-year-old US President swapping the White House for the playroom. The spoof design follows the Democrats' sweep to victory over the Republican party in the US election midterms.
A Year of Playground Scenes
January shows a pint-sized Trump being carried around by Vice President JD Vance while First Lady Melania Trump straightens his trademark red tie. Another scene features former President Joe Biden apparently dealing with a baby Trump on a changing table, complete with nappies and talcum powder.
In perhaps the most presidential playground scene of all, Trump is seen tearing around in a tiny red plastic car emblazoned with his own name.
Monthly Outrageous Scenes
The spoof calendar features a different outrageous Trump scene for every month of 2027. March sees Biden looking distinctly unimpressed while changing Trump's nappy, while April shows a miniature Trump posing for a selfie in the Oval Office.
Come May, he is barefoot on a beach proudly showing off an enormous sandcastle topped with the Stars and Stripes. June sees the President apparently celebrating his birthday at a children's restaurant, while August has him presiding over what looks like a high-level summit — with teddy bears.
By September, Trump is sprawled across the floor playing with toy cars. And naturally, December ends with the diminutive Commander-in-Chief decorating a Christmas tree topped by a giant golden ornament bearing his own face.
Product Details
The Calendar King currently lists its Kid Trump novelty calendar alongside a string of other tongue-in-cheek political and celebrity designs. The product is available in A4 and A3 sizes, with prices listed between £14.95 and £29.95.
