A government handbook has provided proof positive that the problem of sex crimes perpetrated on women and girls by illegal migrants is as bad as we all thought, according to columnist Carole Malone. In it, migrants are being told they must not rape women and they mustn't beat up their wives or relatives.
For the last two years this government, in collusion with the police, have fought tooth and nail to hide the Hellish extent of such crimes, and those who tried to talk about it were slated as racists. The fact these men are having to be told this shows they shouldn't be let anywhere near this country as they're culturally unsuited to it, Malone argues.
Government pamphlet 'not the answer'
Malone questions whether the government is really stupid enough to think that a bunch of Afghan, Eritrean or Sudanese illegals who want sex aren't going to attack women and girls because a government pamphlet tells them they MIGHT just MIGHT go to prison if they do. She asks how about, for once, this rancid government put the rights and the safety of our girls and women above the rights of illegal migrants.
Andy Burnham needs to realise a government pamphlet isn't the answer to tackling illegal migrant crime, Malone adds.
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In other news, Britain's Got Talent's Alesha Dixon has apparently blindsided Simon Cowell by accepting a big money deal with The Voice. Malone questions whether he is really blindsided or even bothered, noting it can't be hard to find another beautiful woman who wears dresses well and who can say "I'm blown away", "I didn't expect that" or "You're a star", which is all BGT judges ever say. If Cowell had really wanted to keep her, he'd have offered her more than The Voice did.
Earl Spencer has decided to tell "the truth" about his sister Diana in a new book called Swan Song: Diana My Sister. Malone hazards a guess that the asset rich, cash poor Earl has had three multi-million-pound divorces in the last three decades and this book, which will be a global bestseller, would help pay for those. She's not buying the guff about him having a burning need to tell the truth, because if he did it wouldn't have taken him 30 years to tell it.
Islington's Labour Council is choosing to build new traveller sites in the area instead of social housing. Malone says that means all the rich leftie luvvies there who are forever preaching about "victims" and "poor minorities" will see first-hand what socialist living is really like when the travellers take over their bijou streets, their posh enclaves and what green space there is – and trash them.
On Tuesday this week Andy Burnham announced with great fanfare that he was going to invest millions to get every rough sleeper off the streets by Christmas. By Wednesday, after a couple of pints and some pickled onion Monster Munch (his favourite) he said he didn't think he could afford it.
The government is cooking up a "Rwanda style" plan to remove failed asylum seekers to a third country. Malone notes we had an ACTUAL Rwanda plan which would have done exactly that but on its first day in power Keir Stamer scrapped it just because it was a Tory idea.
Malone says she's a big fan of Kemi Badenoch and thinks she'd be a great PM, but she's running a party packed with no marks and nobodies from the last time the Tories were in power. She asks if you can name four people in her shadow cabinet, noting it's her job to know and when someone asked her this week she struggled. She says Kemi can never win an election with these deadbeats, comparing it to Lewis Hamilton trying to win the Grand Prix in a bubble car.
There are reports Beatrice and Eugenie are being asked to relinquish their royal titles to spare King Charles the embarrassment of having to take them. Malone says she's pretty sure Hell will freeze over before those girls will willingly give up being Princesses because their royal status has allowed them to spend years living high on the hog pretending to have careers when work was always just a stop gap until they found husbands. She reminds readers who their parents are – the Freebie King and Queen who are past masters at milking their royal status.
Malone notes the fact that Captain Binface keeps standing in elections to try and disrupt democracy is a bad joke, but the one good thing to come out of him standing in Clacton was that he got 19 times more votes than the Rejoin EU Party.
Finally, Malone says we know lots of our politicians are pretty awful, however not many have been accused of anything as bad as French politician Christian Negre who is awaiting trial on charges of drugging 250 women with a powerful diuretic because he got a kick out of seeing them wet themselves. She asks if no politician in this country would find themselves accused of anything as sick as that.
