The 'Dubai dream' has been sold to thousands of Brits by celebrities and influencers alike, from Katie Price's new husband to the Ferdinands. However, the reality of what you can get for your money in the Emirate state might come as a shock. Although the country may still be dealing with stray drones from the Middle East conflict, houses in the Dubai Marina and other notable postcodes can cost not just tens of millions, but hundreds of millions.
Indeed, the war in the Middle East has not stopped estate agents from pricing mansions and penthouses in the nine-figure range, despite initial reports that Dubai's property bubble had burst. Now, properties are returning to the market at prices that some might find laughable once they see the interiors.
Luxury Listings with Questionable Value
One such property includes a four-bedroom terraced house with no visible garden or outdoor space. It has a modest three bathrooms, a 'balcony' area leading to a small paved enclosure, and arguably dingy rooms with some slanted roofing. Despite these features, the property, situated on a plot of 1,550 square feet, was put on the market for £62,717,823.
Another property, which looks futuristic, is asking £151,336,352 for a seven-bedroom penthouse in Dubai's Burj Binghatti Jacob & Co Residences. With panoramic views of the Burj Khalifa and a private indoor sky pool suspended above the city, the listing describes the property as 'conceived for the world's most discerning collectors of rare real estate'.
Yet another, listed on Rightmove for £122,400,000, is an eight-bedroom penthouse at Raffles The Palm Dubai in Palm Jumeirah. This glitzy monochrome property features a 'meditation garden', a cryotherapy chamber, and a private cinema, both indoor and outdoor.
Market Trends and Geopolitical Impact
A sweep of property websites including Rightmove and Zoopla shows that Dubai's mega-rich market appears to still be booming, despite the nation facing geopolitical security threats. However, the high prices raise the question of who ends up buying these properties. Alternatively, the futuristic listings, many showing imagined interiors based on drawings or AI images, could be a propaganda ploy by the Dubai government to project normalcy.
Few listings are ever marked as 'sold', and the £62 million property spotted by the Daily Mail has since been taken off the market. The apparently booming property market follows revelations that Dubai's government was fining influencers for posting about the Iran conflict or anything that could threaten 'national unity'. In March, mansions in the drone and missile-hit Arab state dropped in asking price by around 25 per cent.
British Expats Face Losses
Many British influencer expats forced to flee left behind their property portfolios and lost out by selling them. Former Love Island and Geordie Shore reality TV star Sam Gowland, 30, was one such expat. He put a luxury villa he had bought for around £1.5 million and spent months renovating on sale just before the war. He listed it for offers above £2 million as he fled to Thailand, likely losing around £500,000.
Price trackers showed villas in the nation dropping in price since March, with one villa on the Lanai Island region of Dubai shaving £2.3 million off its original asking price of £22 million. New research shows that overall transactions within Dubai's once-booming property market were down by more than 50 per cent in March. Expats who bought properties across the UAE in hopes of making millions are now in limbo, unable to sell as missiles and drones continue to be fired into the country by Iran. Research by Goldman Sachs shows that transactions at the beginning of March are down 31 per cent compared with last year and 51 per cent compared with last month.



