Uri Geller, the self-proclaimed psychic and spoon-bender, has called on England fans to use the power of their minds to help stop Lionel Messi and Argentina in tonight's World Cup semi-final. Geller claims that by concentrating negative thoughts on Messi and positive thoughts on England stars like Harry Kane or Jude Bellingham, fans can channel collective psychic energy that he will amplify into a laser beam of thought to influence the game.
How Fans Can Help
In an exclusive interview, Geller explained the process: "All you need to do is concentrate on the picture of Messi – which I have already studied and locked into my mind – and think negative thoughts, and think positively about Kane or Bellingham." He asserted that this collective motivation will race through the atmosphere, and using his lifelong powers, he will channel it into a laser beam of psychic thought blasted through the TV and into the match. "I am confident that with the help of enough fans, you could see strange things happen on the pitch and England will clinch the match. Together we can do this!" he added.
Geller's History with England
Geller claims he has been using his powers to assist the Three Lions since Euro 96, when he allegedly moved the ball on the penalty spot to cause Scotland to miss. He also says he helped England overcome Germany at Euro 2020 by asking fans to touch his handprint and imagine goals. Additionally, he claims to have used his powers to help David Beckham, Wayne Rooney, and Harry Kane overcome injuries before major tournaments.
Recent Controversies
Earlier this week, Geller took credit for the bizarre ball behavior that led to England's controversial World Cup quarter-final equalizer against Norway. The ball suddenly dropped out of the sky to Jude Bellingham, who scored to make it 2-1 after extra time. Norway argued that the ball hit a wire feeding the spidercam, but FIFA stated that sensors in the ball showed no contact. Geller, speaking from his home in Israel, claimed responsibility for what the Norwegian manager called a pass "straight from heaven."
Psychic Battle Ahead
Geller warned that Argentine psychics would also be trying to influence the game, but he expressed confidence in his abilities. "I have no doubt Argentine psychics will be using all their powers to influence the game, but I can beat them," he said. He reminded fans that he neutralized a Ghanaian witch doctor who placed a voodoo curse on Harry Kane and helped England knock out Norway. "Now with the help of Daily Star readers, I can take out the threat of Messi and put England on the path to victory," Geller declared.
Instructions for Fans
Geller urged fans to focus on Messi's image with negative thoughts while positively visualizing Kane or Bellingham. He emphasized that he is not a miracle worker or prophet but strongly believes in the power and energy of England fans. The match takes place tonight in Atlanta, with England aiming to reach the final under manager Thomas Tuchel.
