In my 20s, I lived with a man who believed towels didn't need washing because you used them when clean. He was an Oxford and Cambridge graduate with a high-powered job, yet lacked basic common sense. I mocked him mercilessly. Now, I have a confession: I am equally foolish.
A Disgusting Discovery
About a year ago, I replaced my clear plastic water bottle with a trendy stainless steel and silicone model, like those seen at the gym. With a gasket, straw, and various parts not dishwasher-safe, cleaning became a chore. I neglected it, thinking water alone wouldn't cause issues. I occasionally added flavoured electrolytes, unaware they feed bacteria.
Last week, during deep cleaning, I peered inside and found a terrifying amount of mould—in the straw, bottle, and presumably inside me. Despite not being squeamish, I was horrified. Frantic Googling revealed I'd likely ingested mouldy water, but fortunately, I'll survive.
My Wife's Reaction
My wife, who often urged me to wash my bottles, showed little sympathy. When I announced I'd warn the world, she pleaded, "Please don't write about this. People will think you're gross and stupid." She's probably right, but it's too late. My research shows many are shocked by how filthy bottles can get. So, inspect yours immediately. I may be foolish, but at least I'm cultured.
