Reality TV constantly navigates the L'Oréal eyelash problem—the fine line between acceptable embellishment and outright deception. In 2007, L'Oréal faced backlash for claiming its mascara offered 60% longer lashes, which the ASA determined suggested actual growth rather than an optical illusion, especially as Penélope Cruz wore false lashes. Similarly, reality shows must balance shaping for entertainment without crossing into dishonesty.
Suddenly Amish: A Dubious Premise
The new series Suddenly Amish on TLC (also on Discovery+ in the UK and HBO Max in Australia) follows six strangers living in a traditional Amish community for a month, testing if they can adapt and potentially join the church. However, from the start, the show feels highly manufactured.
First, the community itself—led by Bishop Vernon—claims to need new blood due to genetic challenges from inbreeding. The reviewer questions whether a genuine Mennonite leader would openly acknowledge this issue. Second, the contestants seem selected for drama rather than spiritual interest. Kendra, a former party girl and OnlyFans creator, arrives in a revealing halterneck dress, likely with producer approval. Billie Jo, who already dresses Amish, condemns Kendra's attire yet brings a sex toy. Aaron, an evangelical preacher's son who lost his virginity at 32, has a hidden disability—hearing impairment—which is revealed when his phone is confiscated despite medical necessity.
Obvious Setups and Lack of Insight
The show relies on manufactured conflicts: Esmeralda's meltdown over false eyelashes, romantic tensions between guests and Amish hosts Emma and James (who are third cousins once removed), and a couple sneaking off to a motel. Bigger reveals, like a guest coming out as bisexual, are saved for later episodes. The reviewer notes that none of it rings true, and the show offers no genuine insight into Amish life. The conclusion: the Amish community would likely shun Bishop Vernon if they saw how they were portrayed.
