In what can only be described as a scene from an absurdist play, a Coles supermarket in Melbourne's affluent Prahran district became the unlikely stage for one of the most bizarre retail thefts in recent memory.
The Theatrical Heist
Shoppers at the Coles Prahran store were treated to an unexpected performance when a man, described as being in his 40s, began belting out opera classics while allegedly stuffing expensive electronics into his shopping trolley. Witnesses reported the surreal spectacle of the man singing with professional-calibre vocals while systematically clearing shelves of high-value items.
Security Stands By
In a twist that has left many questioning standard security protocols, multiple security guards stationed at the store reportedly stood by as the performance-theft unfolded. According to sources, the guards appeared either mesmerised or uncertain how to handle the situation, with one allegedly commenting they "didn't want to interrupt the performance."
The Stolen Goods
The operatic shoplifter allegedly targeted premium electronics including:
- Multiple high-end headphones
- Expensive gaming accessories
- Premium charging equipment
- Other electronic gadgets
The total value of the stolen merchandise is believed to run into hundreds of pounds.
Police Investigation Underway
Victoria Police have confirmed they are investigating the incident and reviewing CCTV footage from the store. A police spokesperson described the method as "highly unusual" and confirmed they are following several lines of inquiry.
Retail Security Concerns
The incident has raised serious questions about retail security protocols and staff training. Security experts suggest that unusual distraction techniques are becoming more common among organised retail crime groups, though the operatic approach appears to be a first.
Coles management has declined to comment on specific security procedures but confirmed they are reviewing the incident internally. The supermarket chain emphasised their commitment to staff and customer safety while refusing to detail why security personnel didn't intervene.
As police continue their investigation, Melbourne residents are left wondering if they might encounter their own unexpected supermarket performance - and whether to applaud or call security.
