As temperatures soar across the UK, Virginia Blackburn argues that Brits need to learn a simple lesson from countries more accustomed to extreme heat. The heatwave, which has seen temperatures reach into the 90s Fahrenheit, has led to inappropriate clothing, public water play, and risky behaviour such as drinking alcohol and barbecuing in the sun.
Inappropriate Behaviour in the Sun
Blackburn criticises the clothing on display, describing cut-off shorts, bulging thighs covered with tattoos, and muscly biceps from beer rather than exercise. She also highlights the prancing around in public spaces with water, which can lead to serious fines elsewhere. In May, a tourist was fined €500 for jumping into the Trevi fountain in Rome and banned from the area for life.
Lessons from France and Spain
In France, public drinking has been restricted during the heatwave, a measure that would likely cause a revolution in the UK. Blackburn notes that in Spain, businesses shut from 1pm to 5pm to avoid the hottest part of the day, and people keep windows closed and covered to retain cool air. She advises Brits to adopt similar practices, including drinking less alcohol.
Historical Context and Dangers
Blackburn references the 1931 song "Mad Dogs and Englishmen" to illustrate the long-standing British tendency to celebrate the sun. She warns that extreme heat can be dangerous, leading to heat stroke, alcohol poisoning, and food poisoning. She recalls growing up near Chicago, where the murder rate rose in August due to heat and humidity.
Blackburn concludes by urging caution: "Be careful in the sun, kids. It’s too darn hot."
