Metro's sex columnist Sydney Summers shares a story about a one-night stand who explicitly asked to be humiliated about his penis size. After meeting Adam at a London cocktail bar, Summers brought him home, where he revealed his kink for degradation. She complied, and the encounter ended with what she describes as some of the best oral sex she had ever received.
A Chance Encounter at a Cocktail Bar
Summers first met Adam after accidentally spilling her gin and tonic on his crisp white shirt at a busy bar in London. The drink revealed a toned body underneath, and she immediately found him attractive. 'Okay, cute,' she blurted out, emboldened by alcohol. They began talking, and she flirted boldly, even suggesting he could take his shirt off so she could 'suck it off of that.' Her direct approach worked, and they left the bar hand in hand.
After a series of misadventures—boarding the wrong bus and missing their stop—they arrived at her flat an hour later. The journey was filled with laughter and conversation about their shared love for the show You.
The Unexpected Revelation
Once home, they immediately began kissing and undressing. Adam climbed on top of Summers but climaxed after just over a minute. Summers felt surprised, given the amount of alcohol he had consumed, but said nothing to avoid embarrassing him. However, when she moved to continue, he hesitated. 'I have this kink,' he told her. 'But it's weird.' Summers assured him that all kinks are weird, and he confessed: 'I like to be humiliated.' Specifically, he wanted to be told his penis was small.
Looking down at his 'fairly regular-sized penis,' Summers initially protested, insisting it was fine—until she remembered his kink. She smiled, nodded, and proceeded to degrade him as requested. 'It's tiny, it's so tiny!' she giggled, pointing at his penis. 'I can't even see it! Where is it?!' She continued until he finally looked up from the floor, smiled, and sighed, 'Thanks.'
Aftermath and Reflection
Following the humiliation, Adam thanked Summers by giving her 'some of the best head' she had ever had. He left that same night while she was asleep, and she never heard from him again. However, she gained a memorable story to share with her friends the next day.
Summers reflects on the experience with openness: 'Kinks are fun, outrageous, and sometimes weird—but where possible, and within my own comfort, I love to fulfil them, instead of… well, humiliating the person.'
