The return of Prince Harry and Meghan Markle to the UK has brought an end to a period of public indifference toward the couple, according to a columnist reflecting on the news.
Since the couple stepped back from royal duties, the country has experienced significant events, including the Covid pandemic, the death of Queen Elizabeth II, and the accession of King Charles III. The political landscape has seen a rapid succession of Prime Ministers, and the cost of living has risen sharply. Meanwhile, the couple's absence had allowed public discourse to move on from their ongoing saga.
End of Apathy
The columnist noted that the couple had "almost entirely ceased to matter in the realm of public opinion" before their move back to the UK. The return, however, brings that "glorious period of apathy to an end," with the couple described as "dastardly pair of attention seekers" who are aware of the impact of their presence.
The piece expresses frustration that the couple continues to dominate headlines, despite not being "particularly interesting people." It suggests that the sensible approach would be to ignore them, yet they have successfully drawn attention to their trans-Atlantic house-hunting.
Anticipated Antics
Speculation is rife about the couple's future activities, with the columnist predicting they may soon appear on Holly Willoughby's YouTube show or spend time with James Corden in the Cotswolds. The column concludes that their one true achievement has been trolling the public, adding: "Whatever this next chapter brings, wake me up when it's over."
In other news, Greater Manchester Mayor Andy Burnham responded to past comments about Donald Trump, stating that Trump had "said things as well." The column praised Burnham for standing his ground rather than pandering to the US president.
Maura Higgins has been announced as the new host of Blind Date on Disney+, succeeding Cilla Black and Paul O'Grady. The column notes Higgins' history of blue humour on Love Island, suggesting the show may be more risqué.
The column also paid tribute to Dolly Parton, who famously joked about her plastic surgery, and expressed excitement about the return of Celebrity Traitors, suggesting Ross Kemp would be comedy gold as a traitor. Finally, it commented on the ongoing search for the next James Bond, noting that Idris Elba has aged out of contention.
