The Guardian has launched its first Thursday news quiz of 2026, featuring fifteen questions on topical news, pop culture, and general knowledge. The quiz includes the return of the popular segment 'Farther or nearer with Geordie Alan Shearer'. No prizes are offered, but readers are encouraged to share their scores in the comments.
Regular readers will notice the absence of Willow, the official dog of the quiz, who has been retired due to ill health. The Guardian confirmed she is being cared for and described her as 'the very best of miniature dachshunds'.
Participants are invited to point out any errors in the questions or answers, provided they can demonstrate their working and are certain they are not attempting to factcheck a joke. The article also suggests watching 'Love Who You Love' by Romy as an alternative activity.



