The Guardian's beloved Thursday news quiz has launched its first edition of 2026, offering readers the same blend of topical nonsense and over-confidence to test their knowledge of current affairs and pop culture. The quiz, officially numbered 229, presents fifteen questions to kick off the new year.
A New Year and a Quiz Canine Farewell
Regular participants will immediately notice a significant absence from this week's edition. Willow, the official miniature dachshund of the Guardian Thursday news quiz, has been retired from her role after falling unwell. A photograph of Willow with quizmaster Martin Belam on Christmas Eve 2025 accompanied the announcement, with assurances that she is being cared for and remains "the very best of miniature dachshunds."
Glowing Bricks and Sporting Distances
The quiz itself contains the usual eclectic mix, including a cryptic clue pointing to a new product launch from Lego. One question asks, "Lego is launching some fancy new smart bricks – but in which range?" directing readers to question five for more details, which hints at bricks that glow. In a welcome return for fans, the popular "Farther or nearer with Geordie Alan Shearer" segment also features, challenging players on geographical distances related to the football legend.
No Prizes, Just Pride (and Potential Complaints)
As always, the quiz offers no material prizes, but the publication encourages readers to share their scores in the comments section. A note at the bottom of the quiz addresses potential pedants, stating that complaints about errors will only be entertained if the complainant can "show your working and are absolutely 100% positive you aren’t attempting to fact-check a joke." For those less inclined to argue, the quiz instead suggests listening to Romy's track Love Who You Love.
The first Thursday news quiz of 2026 successfully maintains the format's signature charm, blending light-hearted trivia with a touch of poignant news regarding its four-legged mascot, all while teasing intriguing new developments in the world of toy manufacturing.
