Comedian and author Bob Mortimer returns to the world of quirky fiction with his third mystery novel, The Long Shoe, now released as an audiobook. The production is elevated by sharp performances from a cast of comedy greats, including Diane Morgan and Arabella Weir, alongside Mortimer himself.
A Tale of Misfortune and Mysterious Opportunity
The story centres on Matt Giles, a thirtysomething protagonist whose life is rapidly unravelling. After losing his job as a bathroom salesman, he faces a double blow: eviction from his flat and the sudden disappearance of his girlfriend, Harriet, who leaves only a note telling him not to contact her. Just as his prospects seem bleakest, a stranger calls with an improbable offer—a new job complete with a luxury apartment. This twist of fate leaves Matt wondering if his luck is finally changing and if the promise of a fancy new home might lure Harriet back.
Signature Surrealism and Stellar Narration
True to Mortimer's style, the narrative is infused with surreal humour and whimsical touches. These include a talking cat named Goodmonson and delightfully odd metaphors, such as comparing the struggle to place a familiar face to "trying to find a mouse’s handbag in a builder’s skip". The audiobook format allows this unique voice to shine, with the story unfolding through the alternating perspectives of Matt, Harriet, and their sharp-tongued neighbour, Carol.
The casting is a particular highlight. Bob Mortimer narrates Matt's chapters, bringing his distinctive delivery to the lead role. Arabella Weir gives voice to Carol, a divorcee whose penchant for younger men consistently leads her into trouble. Perhaps the standout performance comes from Diane Morgan (star of Philomena Cunk), who narrates Harriet's perspective. Listeners soon discover Harriet did not leave voluntarily but became a victim of crime. Morgan's drily funny delivery is perfectly pitched for the material.
A Cosy Crime Caper Worth a Listen
While the plot occasionally strains under the weight of its many contrivances, the combination of surreal humour and excellent performances ensures the audiobook remains thoroughly engaging. The runtime of 7 hours and 25 minutes makes for a compelling listen, available via Simon & Schuster Audio.
This release solidifies Mortimer's niche in the cosy crime genre, offering a distinctively British and hilariously offbeat escape for listeners. For fans of character-driven comedy with a mystery twist, The Long Shoe provides ample quirky charm.
