A woman has confessed to a torrid affair with her boyfriend's brother, revealing they have sex on the kitchen counter after he covers her in whipped cream and licks it off. The confession was published in the Daily Star's agony aunt column, Just Jane, where reader seeks advice on her crumbling relationship.
The Secret Affair
The woman, writing to agony aunt Jane O'Gorman, describes her boyfriend's brother as the "sexiest, cheekiest guy" she has ever met. He recently returned from running a bar in Ibiza over the summer, full of wild stories about celebrities, drinking competitions, and sex on the beach. She admits she can't stop fantasising about him during sex with her boyfriend.
Their cover story is that he's teaching her yoga, but they actually "romp and bonk" when her boyfriend is at work. She describes a recent encounter where he took erotic pictures of her covered in whipped cream and strawberry sauce before licking her clean. They then had sex on the kitchen counter, which she describes as "hard and horny," before moving to a hot shower and bed.
Relationship Struggles
The woman says her partner has no idea about the affair because he's "too obsessed with his job," working 14-hour days. She feels lonely in her relationship and says her lover makes her feel important and wanted. However, she knows he's planning to fly to South America in January for a new job, which "breaks her heart."
In her response, Jane O'Gorman warns the woman that her behaviour isn't appropriate or fair. She advises her to have a serious conversation with her partner about her feelings and the state of their relationship. Jane also cautions that the brother is "never going to settle down or conform" and that she can't swap one sibling for another without causing a major upset.
Other Reader Problems
The column also features a woman having sneaky sex with a friend's husband, a househusband who refuses to orgasm inside her, which she finds frustrating. Jane advises her to break the habit and be careful for the sake of her children and reputation.
Another reader complains that his girlfriend has become obsessed with gaming since he introduced her to it, and their sex life has died. Jane suggests finding other activities to do together, like walks or crafts, and having serious conversations about balance.
Finally, a man is sick of his wife's constant use of scented candles and room sprays, which give him headaches. Jane advises compromise, suggesting she burn certain smells in well-ventilated rooms or buy fresh flowers instead, and reminds them that naked flames are fire risks.
