Majorca Feels More Like Munich! British Expat Slams Over-Germanised Resorts, Techno Bars, and Bratwurst Corners
Brit in Majorca: 'It’s like Munich, not Spain!'

A British expat living in Majorca has sparked debate after claiming the Spanish island now feels more like Munich, with an overwhelming German influence dominating its resorts.

'Where’s the Spanish Culture?'

The disgruntled resident lamented the proliferation of techno clubs, bratwurst stalls, and Bavarian-themed bars, arguing that Majorca’s authentic charm is being eroded. 'You walk down the promenade and hear more German than Spanish,' they said. 'It’s like a slice of Bavaria has been transplanted onto the Mediterranean.'

Tourism or Cultural Takeover?

Majorca has long been a hotspot for German tourists, but locals and expats alike are questioning whether the island’s identity is at risk. Traditional tapas bars are being replaced by beer halls, and souvenir shops now sell lederhosen alongside flamenco dresses.

Key Complaints:

  • Techno Everywhere: Beach clubs blast German electronic music late into the night.
  • Bratwurst Overload: Sausage stalls outnumber paella stands in some areas.
  • Language Barrier: Many staff speak German but struggle with Spanish or English.

Is This the New Majorca?

While some argue the island benefits economically from German tourism, others worry about losing its cultural soul. 'We used to come for the Spanish vibe,' said one British holidaymaker. 'Now it’s like Oktoberfest with sunshine.'

Local officials insist they’re balancing tourism with heritage, but as demand for schnitzel grows, so does the debate over Majorca’s future.