Enhanced Games Flop: Only One World Record Broken
Enhanced Games Flop: Only One World Record Broken

The inaugural Enhanced Games in Las Vegas, which promised multiple world records and a redefinition of human capability through performance-enhancing drugs, ended with organisers expressing relief rather than triumph. Only in the final event, after over five hours of competition, did Greek swimmer Kristian Gkolomeev swim 20.81 seconds in the men's 50m freestyle, beating the official world record by 0.07 seconds. However, the record will not be officially recognised due to Gkolomeev's use of a banned skinsuit and doping.

Enhanced Games CEO Maximilian Martin claimed victory over doubters, stating, 'We have arrived in mainstream culture. We are here to stay. We have changed the world tonight.' Despite these assertions, the event failed to deliver the excitement and records forecast. Several world record attempts fell short, including those by Icelandic strongman Thor Bjornsson, who failed to beat his own deadlift best of 510kg.

Three clean athletes—Fred Kerley, Tristan Evelyn, and Hunter Armstrong—won their events, each taking home $250,000. Kerley, after winning the men's 100m, taunted his rivals, saying, 'Man, they need to do better than that. They need to work a little bit harder, get on that shit a little bit more.' Evelyn, who won the women's 100m in 11.25 seconds, added, 'This proves that winning takes more than chemistry.'

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The event featured 42 athletes in sprinting, swimming, and weightlifting, most of whom were using banned substances such as testosterone, EPO, and anabolic steroids. Between events, the giant screen displayed the drugs athletes were taking, including 90.5% testosterone esters and 78.6% human growth hormone. Despite the hype, the Enhanced Games failed to live up to its promises, leaving many spectators and online commentators unimpressed.

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