The Conservative Party has unveiled an alternative history of Britain at its conference in Birmingham, satirising Labour and Reform UK figures in a tongue-in-cheek display.
The "Birmingham Tapestry", a spoof version of the Bayeux Tapestry, depicts scenes including Housing Secretary Angela Rayner vaping, Prime Minister Andy Burnham enjoying a holiday, and Chancellor John Healey slaughtering taxpayers.
Satirical scenes target political rivals
The tapestry shows party leader Kemi Badenoch defeating her enemies, in a twist on the original tapestry's depiction of the Norman victory over the Anglo-Saxons in 1066.
Reform UK leader Nigel Farage is pictured arguing with a bin, a reference to his by-election battle with Count Binface in Clacton.
Badenoch takes centre stage
In one scene, Badenoch, in a tank, has Burnham and Healey on the run over defence spending. Another shows her proclaimed Conservative leader, while a tiny Robert Jenrick is shown weeping. Jenrick was defeated in the Tory leadership battle and later defected to Reform.
The display also shows Labour handing out cash to benefit claimants while Cabinet colleagues feast.
