Jolie's Lawyer 'Looking Forward' to Trial
Angelina Jolie's lawyer has stated that she is 'looking forward' to her impending civil trial with ex-husband Brad Pitt over Château Miraval, the winery they once jointly owned. Virginia Blackburn argues that no one with any sense looks forward to a legal battle, especially one with the father of her children, who have likely been damaged by a decade of vicious fighting between their parents.
Call for Maturity
Blackburn urges the pair to 'grow up' for the sake of their family, questioning whether they can prioritise their children over the ongoing dispute. The trial is set to proceed, with both parties preparing for a contentious legal fight.
Farewell to Dame Penelope Keith
Blackburn pays tribute to Dame Penelope Keith, late of The Good Life, calling it one of the best sitcoms ever written. She argues that Margot and Jerry were the real stars, with Margot having 'personality, oomph and the character that built an empire,' unlike the 'simpering' Barbara.
Criticism of Teacher Behaviour
During last week's heatwave, reports emerged that some teachers sprayed pupils with water to keep them cool. Blackburn expresses dismay, stating that teachers are not there to be mates but authority figures who exercise wisdom and guidance. She suggests switching on a fan instead of engaging in 'playground antics.'
Defence of Stay-at-Home Mothers
Blackburn recounts meeting a young mother who gave up work to care for her children, telling her she was doing the right thing. She criticises the narrative that women can 'have it all,' arguing that the best time to bear children is in one's twenties, and calls for making it easier to start a career in one's forties.
Criticism of Naomi Osaka's Wimbledon Outfits
Blackburn questions Naomi Osaka's choice of outfits at Wimbledon, calling it 'attention-seeking' and unrelated to tennis. Osaka claims the outfits are homage to her Japanese culture, but Blackburn suggests confining that to eating sushi instead.
Quote of the Week
Kemi Badenoch is quoted: 'They have abandoned [Starmer], and what for? A pair of eyelashes and a black T-shirt.'
Heathrow's Free Therapy Proposal
Heathrow airport is offering free therapy to residents affected by its third runway proposals. Blackburn, recounting a recent travel nightmare involving four flights and two cancellations, suggests therapy should be offered for such experiences instead.
Comparison of Andy Burnham to Jim Callaghan
Some people are comparing Andy Burnham to Jim Callaghan, under whose watch the UK went to the IMF. Blackburn predicts history will repeat itself.
