Former NFL offensive tackle Matt Kalil is suing his ex-wife Haley after she made public comments comparing his genitals to “two Coke cans, maybe even a third.” The lawsuit, obtained by TMZ, alleges that Haley’s remarks during a November 2025 livestream implied that the size of his genitalia was a primary factor in their 2022 divorce.
In the livestream with YouTuber Marlon, Haley claimed that sexual intercourse with Kalil would leave her “in tears” and that only “0.01 percent” of men faced a similar issue. She also mentioned seeking help from therapists, doctors, and even looking into “lipo-type” procedures to improve their marriage.
Kalil’s legal filing states that his new wife, model Keilani Asmus, has been subjected to “increasingly frequent, disturbing and alarming” online messages following the livestream. He also says his family members have had to endure the public circulation of these statements.
However, Haley, in a statement to The Independent, defended her remarks, saying, “I speak highly of him in multiple ways throughout that conversation.” She expressed shock and hurt at the lawsuit, adding that she had referred to Kalil as “the greatest guy in the world” and “best dude.”
Kalil is seeking $75,000 in damages and has requested a jury trial. He claims his ex-wife received “substantial financial benefit” from increased viewership and monetisation on social media platforms after making the comments. The couple married in 2015 and divorced in 2022; Kalil later remarried.
