A reporter has sampled the UK's most popular meal deal, only to be horrified by one of its components. Vita Molyneux, a travel reporter, decided to investigate the most popular meal deal combinations across the country, based on data from Tesco. The top choice turned out to be the Chicken Club Sandwich, an Egg Protein Pot, and a Red Bull.
The Most Popular Side Dish
According to Tesco data, the most popular side dish in the UK is two hard-boiled eggs in a plastic pot. Molyneux expressed her dismay at this choice, describing the eggs as anemic and sitting in a greyish liquid. She noted that the sight of them under the supermarket's fluorescent lights had always given her the creeps.
The Tasting Experience
Upon opening the egg pot, Molyneux was greeted with a burst of sulphuric air. She described the odour as a war crime and the texture as gritty, with a taste reminiscent of flatulence. After one bite, she attempted to give the eggs to a friend, who refused, prompting her to throw them away.
In contrast, the Chicken Club Sandwich was a pleasant surprise. It was fresh, seasoned well, and not too soggy. However, she found the six slices of bread excessive and noted a gritty piece of chicken near the end. The Red Bull, which she typically dislikes, was described as ambrosia, effectively masking the lingering egg flavour.
Conclusion
Molyneux concluded that while she respects meal deal culture, she will avoid the egg pots in the future, preferring a packet of crisps instead.
