Following England's heartbreaking World Cup semi-final exit to Argentina, fans are seeking solace by imagining a Hollywood film adaptation of the Three Lions' campaign. The defeat, sealed by a late goal from Lionel Messi, ended hopes of a first final since 1966. However, the tournament was filled with dramatic moments worthy of the big screen.
Harry Kane as Tom Hardy
Tom Hardy, known for his roles in Mad Max: Fury Road and The Dark Knight Rises, would bring the grit and determination of England captain Harry Kane to life. Hardy's intensity mirrors Kane's leadership on the pitch.
Lionel Messi as Jeremy Hunt
The former Chancellor of the Exchequer, Jeremy Hunt, bears a striking resemblance to Argentine superstar Lionel Messi. A quick online search reveals the uncanny similarity, making Hunt the perfect choice to portray the football legend.
Jude Bellingham as Himself
Jude Bellingham has expressed interest in acting, telling Fox he would “love to be in a film” and naming James Bond as a dream role. The Real Madrid midfielder could play himself in the movie, bringing authenticity to his superhero-like performances during the tournament.
Raúl Jiménez as Antonio Banderas
Mexican striker Raúl Jiménez, who impressed during the World Cup, would be portrayed by Antonio Banderas. The Spanish actor's experience playing charming characters aligns with Jiménez's on-field charisma.
Bukayo Saka as Damson Idris
Damson Idris, star of the F1 movie F1, would embody Arsenal winger Bukayo Saka. Idris's portrayal of a plucky rookie mirrors Saka's rise as a young talent, and his good looks match the footballer's image.
Declan Rice as Hugh Grant
Despite the age difference, Hugh Grant's English charm and cheeky smile make him ideal for Arsenal midfielder Declan Rice. With visual effects, Grant could convincingly play the younger star.
Alan Shearer as Phil Mitchell
Former England striker Alan Shearer has increasingly resembled Phil Mitchell, the iconic EastEnders character played by Steve McFadden. McFadden's tough-guy persona fits Shearer's no-nonsense attitude.
Thomas Tuchel as Jason Statham
England manager Thomas Tuchel would be played by action star Jason Statham. Although Tuchel lacks Statham's physique, his commanding presence makes the casting apt. An alternative would be a bald Cumberbatch.
David and Victoria Beckham as Katie Price and Lee Andrews
The Beckhams might dislike this choice, but Katie Price and Lee Andrews would bring a tabloid-ready dynamic to the roles. The casting would likely send the movie straight to DVD.
Dan Burn as Gary Barlow's Son
Gary Barlow's son, known for his height, would play towering defender Dan Burn. Other contenders included Jake Gyllenhaal or a fence post from B&Q.
Jordan Pickford as Thomas Turgoose
England goalkeeper Jordan Pickford shares a striking resemblance to Thomas Turgoose, star of This Is England. Turgoose's ability to portray rage matches Pickford's fiery temperament.
Anthony Gordon as Clare Balding
Newcastle winger Anthony Gordon would be played by sports presenter Clare Balding, or alternatively, an AI-generated Princess Diana.
Keir Starmer as Lee Riley
Labour leader Keir Starmer would be portrayed by Lee Riley from Gogglebox, whose enthusiasm and experience watching TV would perfectly capture Starmer's reactions to England matches.
