Stephen Colbert mocked White House faith adviser Paula White-Cain's claim that Donald Trump is 'the GOAT' (greatest of all time), saying: 'As a Christian, I thought the greatest of all time was the guy named Jesus.' He added that Trump is indeed a 'goat' because 'I believe he would eat a bicycle tire if you put it on a bun.'
Colbert also highlighted Trump's fundraising emails despite his ineligibility for re-election, calling one with the subject line 'Will I hear from you before Valentine's Day?' creepy. He contrasted it with a clip of Ronald Reagan's 1987 Brandenburg Gate speech edited to 'why won't Chris call?'
On Jimmy Kimmel's show, the host denounced Trump's comments about ICE killings in Minnesota, saying 'Keep your stupid thoughts in your diaper where they belong.' Kimmel also mocked Trump's new weight-loss drug website TrumpRx, comparing it to building 'a Walgreens' instead of a wall.
Seth Meyers focused on Elon Musk's email about visiting Jeffrey Epstein's island in 2012, asking 'What day/night will be the wildest party on your island?' Meyers joked that Musk showing up 'immediately kills the vibe.' He also questioned Trump's call to 'move on' from Epstein, suggesting there might be something more important Trump wants to discuss.
