Ant McPartlin has recalled the painfully awkward moment he accidentally flashed a massage therapist after taking a little too long to get changed.
Holiday massage gone wrong
The Britain's Got Talent presenter, 50, shared the story on his podcast alongside Declan Donnelly as he reminisced about a holiday with wife Anne-Marie.
Ant explained he had been "tipped off" about a "really good Thai massage parlour" near their villa, but a friend warned him: "Be careful when you go there, they come in really quickly."
He admitted he didn't think much of the advice until he found himself frantically trying to get ready.
Everything 'hanging out'
"So I'm taking my clothes off. I struggle to kind of get all the buttons done on my shirt, which is just me," he laughed. "So I get annoyed and just pull it over the top of my head like a toddler would do."
Things then went from bad to worse when he accidentally knocked the disposable paper pants off the massage bed while completely naked.
"As I lean over the bed to get the paper knickers, I inadvertently flick the paper knickers off the bed to the other side of the bed, and I'm naked, and everything's hanging out."
Still scrambling to put them on, Ant said: "By the time I unfold them, work out which way the penis is meant to be... I stand like this with my leg in... and as I'm doing that, the door opens and she comes in.
"And it's everywhere, she can see everything, she can see absolutely everything."
Uncomfortable return
The TV favourite said he and the therapist were left staring at one another "for a bit too long" before he blurted out: "Not yet!"
Ant admitted he's since returned for another massage, but confessed: "We couldn't look at each other in the eye."
Best pal Dec couldn't resist adding: "Was it the elephant trunk in the room?"
