Model and television personality Abbey Clancy has lifted the lid on her domestic life with former England striker Peter Crouch, sharing a surprisingly relatable marital grievance that's leaving fans in stitches.
The Midnight Space Invader
During a candid appearance on the podcast My Dirty Laundry, the 38-year-old mother of four didn't hold back when discussing her husband's nocturnal habits. "He is so cheeky," Abbey revealed, "he sleeps right on my side of the bed."
The situation has become so extreme that Abbey finds herself clinging to the edge of the mattress while the 6'7" former footballer sprawls comfortably across three-quarters of their shared sleeping space.
A Towering Problem
Crouch's impressive height - which made him a formidable presence on the football pitch - appears to be contributing to the bedtime territorial dispute. "He's massive and he just slowly creeps over," Abbey explained, painting a vivid picture of her gradual displacement throughout the night.
The model joked that she's considering drastic measures, suggesting she might need to "draw a line down the middle" of their bed to reclaim her territory.
From Football Pitch to Bedroom Politics
This isn't the first time Abbey has publicly teased her husband about their domestic life. The couple, who married in 2011 and share four children, frequently share lighthearted jabs about their relationship, endearing them to fans across the UK.
Their playful dynamic has become a hallmark of their public persona, with Peter often responding to Abbey's complaints with his trademark self-deprecating humour on his own highly popular podcast.
The confession has resonated with married couples nationwide, many taking to social media to share similar stories of bedtime space invasions and the universal struggle for duvet dominance.
