From Pie Plushies to Pet Pyjamas: The Most Ridiculous Football Merch in Greater Manchester
From Pie Plushies to Pet Pyjamas: Ridiculous Footy Merch

From garden gnomes to pink gin, football clubs across Greater Manchester are getting creative with their merchandise to get fans spending. The Manchester Evening News has compiled eight of the most ridiculous items available in club shops.

Bolton Wanderers Garden Gnome

For £28, fans can buy a 30cm-tall garden gnome dressed as a Bolton Wanderers supporter. The official club gnome is available online and is sure to be a talking point in any garden.

Wigan Athletic Crusty the Pie Plush Toy

Wigan Athletic's mascot, Crusty the Pie, was designed in 2019 by two local schoolchildren as a tribute to the region's love for the pastry. A Crusty soft toy is now on sale for £20.

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Manchester City Walkie Talkies

For £25, Manchester City fans can buy official club walkie talkies, described as a way to 'cut out all the noise' during matches. The pair of plastic radios allow supporters to communicate over the roar of the crowd.

Rochdale Chocolate Bar

Hungry Rochdale fans can purchase an official Rochdale AFC chocolate bar for just £3.25 from the club store. The sweet treat is branded with the club logo.

Altrincham Football Club Gin

Altrincham FC has produced its own small batch of pink gin, distilled on George Street in Altrincham. Described as 'smooth, crisp gin with unique character and local flavours', a bottle costs £39.99. The club also sells its own vodka and rum.

Wigan Athletic Temporary Tattoos

For £3.50, Wigan Athletic fans can buy a pack of temporary tattoos featuring Crusty the Pie. The tattoos allow supporters to show their love for the club without the permanence of real ink.

Manchester United Pet Christmas Pyjamas

Manchester United offers official pet Christmas fairisle pyjamas for the festive season. Described as having 'classic festive patterns combined with United icons', matching sets are also available for the whole family.

Salford FC Pet Bandana

Salford City FC sells a pet bandana for £8.45, available in home, away, and third kit designs. The accessory is currently 35% off online, making it a bargain for stylish dogs.

Stockport County Car Scraper

For £3.99, Stockport County fans can buy a branded ice scraper to clear their windscreen in winter. The club shop description reads: 'Remove ice easily and show off your love for Stockport County with our branded ice scraper.'

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