A unique property in Lincolnshire, known as Chunky Muffins, has been listed for sale at £1.1 million. The three-bedroom cottage in Frampton includes commercial outbuildings, offices, garages, and what agents describe as "versatile entertainment facilities" with "lifestyle potential."
Property features and facilities
The property currently operates as "Lincolnshire's premier swingers venue," offering games rooms, dungeons, play areas, bars, a hot tub, and a sauna. Photos from its Rightmove listing show stripper poles on dance floors and beds with blue plastic sheets.
Estate agents William H. Brown, handling the sale, describe it as: "Occupying a substantial plot behind double electric gates, this truly unique detached three-bedroom cottage offers an exceptional combination of residential accommodation, extensive commercial facilities and impressive leisure amenities."
Commercial and leisure amenities
The commercial element includes offices, a triple garage, a single garage, and extensive outbuildings, currently arranged as a versatile entertainment venue. Facilities include a spacious bar and entertainment room, games room, lounge, catering kitchen, sauna, changing facilities, shower room with walk-in shower, WCs, and stores.
Externally, the property offers ample parking, a heated outdoor swimming pool, hot tub, and a handcrafted timber bar, creating an "outstanding space for entertaining." The listing notes: "A rare opportunity to acquire a property offering a unique blend of home, business and lifestyle potential."
Ownership and history
Chunky Muffins is operated by husband-and-wife duo Neil and Michelle Wright, with the name derived from their nicknames for each other – 'Chunk' (Neil) and 'Muffin' (Michelle). It started as a private club in 2010 before evolving into a larger enterprise, sparking mixed reactions among residents and local politicians.
The club previously faced controversy over expansion plans after applying for a sexual entertainment venue licence in February. Several objections were raised before the licence was granted. Some neighbours complained about noise, while others praised the owners as "model neighbours."
Neighbours' views
Joanne Gladski, who lives 13 metres away, claimed she regularly heard "shouting, screaming, swearing, and loud bass music" from the club. However, next-door neighbour Gary Wood stated: "We don't get a lot of noise at all. This weekend I could hear people murmuring and laughing. Are we going to ban people from enjoying themselves?"
Neil, 61, commented: "People really have got the wrong idea of what the club is about. There are no mad orgies. It's a safe place, where consenting adults can meet." He continued: "It's consenting adults who are expanding their sex lives." Michelle, 57, added: "We like meeting people. It's a safe place where people can express what they want to express without being judged. Everybody is welcome. Don't be shy, it's not what you think it is. Come and meet some absolutely amazing people."
Reason for sale
Neil revealed the couple are selling up following a recent cancer diagnosis. He explained: "The property has a lot of potential and could be used for a variety of purposes - it could stay a swingers' club, be turned into an Airbnb or even a spa. It has only been on the market a week or so and we're mainly just testing the waters to see what interest we get."
"In the meantime, we'll keep running the place as a swingers' club. We have staff, who are my two daughters, so I don't need to be here necessarily. We used to participate in the swinging lifestyle but we're just hosts now. We've decided to sell up after I was recently diagnosed with cancer. We'd just had the licence approved and we were really busy and then this happened so we've decided to sell. I think it will be a case of downsizing and retiring to the seaside."
"We were busier than ever and getting lots of interest in our parties. All the coverage around the licence application has seen lots of people looking us up - we had 2,000 views on the website today alone. Beforehand, people didn't really know we were there - but now they do. We'll keep it going as long as we can."
