In a world where nothing is certain except death, taxes, and Donald Trump winning the club championship on his own golf course, Britain's top tipster John Ward is here to help you beat the bookies this weekend. Trump, 80, claimed a two-under 70 to win the Senior and Super Senior titles, making it 43 club championships across his courses. He boasted on Truth Social: "It's called TALENT, and I have it, and they don't!"
Wardy suggests Trump is either inexplicably good against all odds or one of the best liars and cheaters on the planet. He jokes that Trump's golf handicap is that he can't tell the truth, placing him alongside Diego Maradona, Lance Armstrong, Ben Johnson, and the "coughing Major" on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire in the pantheon of cheaters.
Cheating in Golf
Wardy quips that cheating in golf is easy, noting the difference between a golfer and a fisherman: when a golfer lies, he doesn't have to bring anything home to prove it. He recalls a golf pro's advice: there are three ways to improve your game—take lessons, practice constantly, or start cheating—and the best tip to take five strokes off is having a rubber at the end of your pencil.
Carabao Cup Banker Double
You won't need to cheat to beat the bookies this weekend. Wardy offers a banker Carabao Cup double: NORWICH to beat MK Dons at 3/5, and AFC WIMBLEDON to beat Newport at 4/6.
He also suggests milking the bookies with a bet on BILLERICAY to beat Dover at 21/10 with 10bet, and a flutter on QPR to beat Millwall at 21/10 with 10bet. Don't wear headphones while vacuuming, he warns, having finished the whole house before realizing the vacuum wasn't plugged in—hoover up some cash with a bet on BROMLEY to beat Reading at 23/10 with Coral.
Ascot Fancy
For the Shergar Cup day at Ascot, Wardy fancies RED SPELLS DANGER in the 3.20pm, available at 5/1 with Ladbrokes. Red spells danger for the bookies, he says.
