Andy Burnham has left the country for a week-long holiday, leaving Labour's "lunatics" in charge, according to a scathing commentary. The new Prime Minister's absence has sparked concerns about the party's leadership and direction.
Haigh in Charge
In Burnham's absence, Louise Haigh, a convicted fraudster, is reportedly the power behind the throne. However, Number 10 insists she won't be making day-to-day decisions. The article questions the decision, suggesting it's not the best look.
The piece highlights Labour's "shockingly thin" talent pool, with 401 MPs but none considered up to the job. It cites a series of scandals, including homelessness minister Rushanara Ali's resignation over tenant evictions, Angela Rayner's tax affairs, and Tulip Siddiq's resignation over financial links.
Scandals and In-Fighting
Former health minister Andrew Gwynne was sacked over offensive messages. Diane Abbott's return is noted, with the article implying she backs Putin. Lucy Powell's appointment as education secretary is criticized for blaming Michael Gove for youth worklessness.
Chancellor John Healey is accused of warning retailers about price gouging without evidence. The left is already sharpening its knives, with columnist Owen Jones crying betrayal. The article concludes that Burnham faces a massive fight, not with Conservatives or Reform, but with his own party.
