Rosemary Fletcher-Jones from New Milton, Hampshire, writes in response to a report about a sex doll found in a suitcase in New South Wales, Australia. The doll had hair, a nose piercing, and markings resembling bruises and grazes. Fletcher-Jones finds it disturbing, noting that while at least the injuries were not inflicted on a real woman, it raises questions about the owner and the manufacturer. She says “creepy” is too mild a word for it.
World leaders in food containers
William Ward from London comments on a report that Donald Trump hid in an airline meals container, following Boris Johnson's earlier fridge hiding. Ward wonders who will be the next head of government to seek refuge in something designed to store food.
A spineless politician
Helen Ryan from London notes that she is too late to nominate Nigel Farage for Invertebrate of the Year but suggests an honorable mention, citing his lack of backbone in refusing to attend the Clacton byelection result announcement.
Lois Newell from Llandudno observes that Farage did not turn up for the declaration, but Count Binface did, and questions whether they have ever been seen in the same room at the same time.
Back-row smooching
Martin Cooper from Bromley, London, comments on a piece about the death of kissing, noting that it made no mention of the cinema back row, saying times have changed.
