Former Sky Sports presenter Richard Keys has revealed he underwent laser hair removal on his testicles, sparking a viral exchange on X. The 69-year-old football pundit, long known for his exceptionally hairy hands, made the admission in response to a user who noticed his smooth hands and asked, “You shaved your hands?” Keys replied, “No, laser, and because you asked- also my bollocks [thumbs up emoji].”
Background on Keys' Hairy Reputation
Keys became a household name as a presenter for Sky Sports' Premier League coverage in the 1990s and 2000s. However, viewers also nicknamed him “The Werewolf” and “TV’s Hairiest Man” due to his prominent hand hair. The arrival of HD broadcasting amplified the visibility of his hair, leading to persistent jokes and even stadium chants.
In 2012, British press reported that Keys had undergone laser hair removal on his hands and knuckles, allegedly to satisfy TV bosses and quell fan taunts. This week’s revelation confirms he extended the treatment to a more private area.
Viral Exchange on X
The exchange began on Sunday, July 5, when Keys posted a pre-match message ahead of an England international match. One user focused on his hair-free hands, leading to Keys’ blunt response. The post quickly went viral, with fans reacting with amusement and disbelief.
Previous Controversy
Earlier this year, Keys faced backlash for comments made during Iranian missile strikes on Doha in March. He posted on X: “Thoughts & prayers with everyone who has lost loved ones during these past few days of madness. I know this sounds trite but hopefully the football tonight @beINSPORTS_EN can act as a distraction for a short time? Stay safe.”
Fans criticized the tone, with one responding, “Sorry loads have died, but we have Bournemouth v Brentford tonight, so every cloud hey.” Another called him “one of one,” and a third said, “All the class and sensitivity of a house brick.”
Keys remains a prominent figure in football broadcasting, currently working with beIN Sports.
