In a scathing opinion piece, Virginia Blackburn takes aim at the Beckham family, urging them to mature amidst ongoing family disputes. She highlights the incident where Harper Beckham visited estranged brother Brooklyn, only to find him absent, and Brooklyn's subsequent mocking advert. Blackburn questions the lack of adult intervention from patriarchs David and Nelson.
Tony Iommi Awarded MBE
Blackburn congratulates Black Sabbath co-founder Tony Iommi on his MBE, recalling a charming interview where he humorously declined to dance. She describes him as a delightful and well-deserving recipient.
Gwyneth Paltrow's Brave Stance
Paltrow faces backlash for supporting an Israeli housing development, with critics dubbing it 'Gwyneecide.' Blackburn lauds her bravery, condemning the rise in anti-semitism and dismissing claims that she acted for money.
IVF Over 50: 'Beyond Idiotic'
Blackburn criticizes the surge in women over 50 using egg donors for IVF, calling it insane. She argues that starting a family at an age when the body signals it's time to stop is unwise, especially when dealing with teenagers in one's 70s.
Chris Packham's Parakeet Comments
Blackburn mocks Chris Packham's suggestion that disliking parakeets reflects racism, noting her husband's annoyance stems from parakeets chasing smaller birds. She quotes Freud: 'Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.'
Madonna's Unfiltered Photos
Madonna shares 'natural' photos without filters, showing a smooth forehead, sharp cheekbones, and plump lips. Blackburn attributes this to decades of top-tier cosmetic work, but admits she wouldn't blame Madonna and would consider similar enhancements.
Quote of the Week
Cecil Rhodes: 'Remember that you are an Englishman, and have consequently won first prize in the lottery of life.'
