Government Declares War on 'Mickey Mouse' Degrees: Student Number Caps Loom for Underperforming University Courses
Government cracks down on 'Mickey Mouse' university degrees

In a seismic shake-up of Britain's higher education sector, universities offering so-called 'Mickey Mouse' degrees face severe student number restrictions under new government plans. The bold intervention aims to protect students from poor-value courses that leave them burdened with debt and limited job prospects.

The Numbers Don't Lie: Graduate Outcomes Exposed

Recent data reveals a troubling picture of graduate employment, with certain courses showing alarmingly poor outcomes. Education Secretary Gillian Keegan highlighted that nearly three in ten graduates aren't securing graduate-level jobs, professional training, or further study within 15 months of leaving university.

"We're witnessing a growing mismatch between what universities produce and what employers actually need," Keegan stated. "This isn't just about statistics—it's about real people facing real financial consequences for degrees that fail to deliver on their promises."

How the Crackdown Will Work

The proposed system would operate through the Office for Students (OfS), which would gain powers to:

  • Impose student number caps on courses with poor employment outcomes
  • Set minimum performance thresholds for graduate prospects
  • Require greater transparency about course value and job outcomes
  • Potentially withdraw funding from consistently underperforming programmes

The Student Debt Crisis Deepens

With the average student now graduating with over £45,000 in debt, the government argues that urgent action is needed to ensure students receive value for money. The taxpayer also bears significant costs, with estimates suggesting nearly 40% of student loans will never be fully repaid.

Universities Minister Luke Hall emphasised: "We cannot continue funneling young people into courses that don't enhance their career prospects. This is about ensuring every student receives an education that represents a genuine investment in their future."

University Sector Response

The proposed measures have sparked controversy within the academic community. While many acknowledge the need to address poor-performing courses, concerns have been raised about:

  • Potential damage to arts and humanities subjects
  • The risk of creating a two-tier education system
  • Over-reliance on short-term employment metrics
  • The importance of education beyond mere job training

As the consultation period begins, universities face mounting pressure to demonstrate the real-world value of their offerings or risk seeing their student numbers slashed.